Becoming Christian and Straight

I have decided to join Christ.

So In order to help other homosexuals live straight, I have decided to post some advice:

One: Guide for Christian Straight Sex.

Two: Hide your natural "sinner homosexual" feelings in a "stash". I keep mine under my fridge.

Three: Insert new unnatural thoughts about vagina and boobs where your old "evil" thoughts were. note: This may take a while, but hold in there! Before you know it you will be spanking your meat to playboy, and licking the vag.

Four: Avoid homosexuals where ever you go. The world is infested with those who perform homosexual acts.

Note that step three must be opposite for lesbians.


In all seriousness... I don't believe it is natural to repress homosexual feelings, and I thionk it could lead to many problems.

I do think People like Jerry Falwell are incorrect when they say homosexuals can "become" straight.

Quick little fact: Although Jerry Falwell felt homosexuals were sinners, he did not hate us. That is something to remember about him. It is also a lesson for us. We shouldn't hate people like him.
Especially when people like him "somewhat" defend us against people like Fred Phelps:

" Fred Phelps does not give the religious right a bad name, because nobody claims kin to that guy. He's a certified nut. He's got papers to prove it--he doesn't, he should. Anybody who goes to a funeral of a little boy who's dead, and his parents are looking at a big placard Fred Phelps puts up saying "Matt is in hell," is either mean as the devil or a nutcase. Either way, he doesn't represent anybody credible."~ Jerry Falwell

I may not be a Christian, but I love all people, Including Jerry Falwell. Fred Phelps isn't a person, just to clarify ;)

And By the Way Jesus is a great Philosopher! He'd be against this war, the Federal Governments Tyranny, and hatred of homosexuals.

Adam Stilwell

Nuclear Alert

The Associated Press Reports that the US Government, joined with the UN, are pressuring the United States Of America to stop enriching Uranium. The United States says they are "only enriching for energy sources" but the US Government doesn't "buy that".

I spoke with Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates, who stated "The US Government will not allow any country to enrich uranium."

I asked why. His response "Look the United States of America is the biggest sponsor of terrorism in the world. I know they say they are doing this for 'energy' purposes but I don't buy that."

It's not surprising the US government doesn't trust the Untied States. In 1945 the United States dropped two nuclear weapons on Japan, one on Nagasaki and one on Hiroshima. Because the United States is the only country to ever use nuclear weapons on another country the UN, backed by President Lyndon Johnson, passed sanctions on the United States July 12th 1967.

It's no surprise that the US and the UN are both doing everything they can to keep the United States from Using these weapons again. Two Congressmen have even gone so far as to sponsor a bill which essentially blocks the coasts and borders of the United States.

The United States released a video, in response to the bill, of the execution of a brown man, and a statement saying "We will not stop enriching uranium as we are dong it for energy reasons. I don't know why we executed this brown man."

It's too early to call but I think the United States is starting to slow down the enrichment process.

I'll keep you posted on the events as they happen, so stay tuned.

Gay America!

Seeing how I am trying to get my blog on Justusboys.com, I figured I would gay up my blog. So, todays post will be in regard to homosexuality... I'm quite the expert.

So,

First Up on the gay blog of the day:

Sacha Baron Cohen

Telegragh.co.uk reports that Sacha Baron Cohen, best know for his "video film" Borat and Da Ali G Show, apparently tricked a bunch of Americans, straight Americans (like that is a hard thing to do?), into attending a "gay wrestling match". Now I know what you are thinking... "Isn't that called ultimate fighting?" Eh no, this was an intimate fighting match. What it has to do with liberty? Uh well I'm not exactly sure, but it's pretty fucking funny.

California

According to The Associated Press, a repukican (republican) advocacy group was pushing officials in Kern County to reject the state amendment that allows gay marriage"Say What?! But what about the stankity of marrage?" Don't worry straighty! Soon enough these reskunkicans will have their way.

Back to the stroy about that one advocacy group in that one county, Korn I think, anyway, the County of corn decided to ignore these morons and "refused to ban gay marriage".

The Advocacy group is called "The Campaign for Children and Families", quite humorously. I'm sure they are trying to prevent the "Moral decay of American Values" as if any one of these child molesting, prostitute humping monsters truly cares about "the moral decay blah blah blah" they just don't want two homosexuals showing them what love truly looks like, and of course they want to keep beastyality at bay ;) oh I meant beastiality

Adam

My my...

Oh Boy! I don't know how old this news is but it is truly frightening! If you haven't heard already (You as in the millions of people who read my blog.... okay so there is maybe one person that has laid eyes on this thing) the Chimp Congress of the United Apes of Amerika is trying to pass a new bill, H. Con. Res. 362 (Con is right), that will declare an embargo on Iran. Not only that but any country that dares to trade with Iran will be punished. I am assuming the punishment they have in mind is forcing these criminal countries to use our declining currency.

Just another example of U.S. arrogance.

Question: Can the Eunuch Apes of Amerika even afford this policy? Experts are assuming that gas will rise to 6 maybe 7 dollars following the passing of this bill.

Answer: The United Apes of Amerika cannot afford this rise in the price of gas. I can barely afford gas at $4.00 a gallon!

I guess it doesn't matter to the polluticians that inhabit congress, seeing how they are paid well.

Question: So why should they care about money spilling out of our pockets?

Answer: HAHAHAHAHA! They don't care silly boy! This is how they make their living! If they truly cared about the amount of money we have in our pockets they wouldn't accept that ridiculous amount of money they are paid!

So a little advice to my fellow americans: Plug your nose and learn to swim, the water is getting deeper!

First Blog and what a great way to start!

Happy 4th of July everyone. I thought I would post something to inform you all about the true meaning of this holiday.



See it isn't about fire works, or the glory of war, or even patriotism. This day is about rebellion, liberty, and the declaration that we are all free.



This declaration says we are not subject to the tyranny of the majority, or the tyranny of a dictator or king.



So in order to properly celebrate this holiday, do not solute the flag, do not worship your overlords, and do not say "god bless Amerika" because then it is clear you are missing the true meaning of the 4th of July.



Instead revoke your allegiance to that flag, declare your independence from the tyrant, and for god's sake don't ask him/her (if he/she exists) to bless a country.



So Happy Overthrow the Government Day everyone! ( I stole that from Rockwell, yes I know theft is an act of aggression, but I'm sure they won't mind)

Adam