Becoming Christian and Straight

I have decided to join Christ.

So In order to help other homosexuals live straight, I have decided to post some advice:

One: Guide for Christian Straight Sex.

Two: Hide your natural "sinner homosexual" feelings in a "stash". I keep mine under my fridge.

Three: Insert new unnatural thoughts about vagina and boobs where your old "evil" thoughts were. note: This may take a while, but hold in there! Before you know it you will be spanking your meat to playboy, and licking the vag.

Four: Avoid homosexuals where ever you go. The world is infested with those who perform homosexual acts.

Note that step three must be opposite for lesbians.


In all seriousness... I don't believe it is natural to repress homosexual feelings, and I thionk it could lead to many problems.

I do think People like Jerry Falwell are incorrect when they say homosexuals can "become" straight.

Quick little fact: Although Jerry Falwell felt homosexuals were sinners, he did not hate us. That is something to remember about him. It is also a lesson for us. We shouldn't hate people like him.
Especially when people like him "somewhat" defend us against people like Fred Phelps:

" Fred Phelps does not give the religious right a bad name, because nobody claims kin to that guy. He's a certified nut. He's got papers to prove it--he doesn't, he should. Anybody who goes to a funeral of a little boy who's dead, and his parents are looking at a big placard Fred Phelps puts up saying "Matt is in hell," is either mean as the devil or a nutcase. Either way, he doesn't represent anybody credible."~ Jerry Falwell

I may not be a Christian, but I love all people, Including Jerry Falwell. Fred Phelps isn't a person, just to clarify ;)

And By the Way Jesus is a great Philosopher! He'd be against this war, the Federal Governments Tyranny, and hatred of homosexuals.

Adam Stilwell